How to Beat a Bully in 2 steps

So I was sipping some juice when a juicy idea washed over my brain. How to Beat a bully, what's fascinating is the fact that us humans can connect two otherwise totally opposite ideas and make a composite. That's exactly what happened.

So without further ado, I present to you 'How to Beat a bully in 2 steps', behold

Scenario :

You're talking to a girl when your bully appears out of nowhere, without warning he choke holds you and starts demanding why you were talking shit about his mom, his fists clenched ready to make a knuckle sandwich, you're palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy.... so what do you do now?

Simple

1) Pull out your iPhone ASAP and simply direct it at your bully
2) 'this shit is about to go viral' yell out loud
Okay so this isn't exactly foolproof but there's a good chance that it could actually work since today's society celebs included all work against bullies with numerous social campaigns, so the last thing your bully needs is to be bullied online when the video actually goes viral, given that you're recording and give you've got a broken tooth. Cheers!

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School Vs Dreams

Sometimes you really gotta choose who you hang out with coz even the person who you spend most time with might be a nuisance at times. A nuisance that affects you a lot. Sometimes their jokes might not be so funny. Sometimes what they say may hurt your pride. Sometimes they may chip away at your self esteem. Find the right friends, Just saying. For more clarification surround yourself with people who have similar interests and dreams. A lesson learnt the hard way by some. And btw when they start to intimidate you, dont start calling it Swag, now thats whack. 
I mean school shouldnt be that hard in the first place, especially if the school dosent meet your standards, personally, dont give a fuck, coz it all dont matter, yet seeing all pretty girls makes you wanna live up to your reputation especially if youre the senior most class. Sometimes i flatout hate school, sometimes its all fun. But given the choice id rather chase my dreams rather than spend time on school

School Vs Dreams

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